FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: what is Gorge of the Rings?

A: an EPICLY PWNFUL CELEBRATION *-*

Q: no but what is Gorge of the Rings actually?

A: Gorge of the Rings is a marathon in which we watch all three Lord of the Rings movies (EXTENDED CUT!!) back to back to back while eating the Hobbit meals (roughly a meal every two hours).

Q: do you ACTUALLY watch all the movies?

A: yes, we actually watch all of them but you are under no obligation to pay attention, be present, or even be awake. feel free to nap through 90% of Two Towers and wake up for the Battle of Helms Deep. coziness encouraged.

Q: can I bring anything for the meals?

A: nope! we will be preparing stuff from a set, themed menu. if you'd like to help, you can venmo/cashapp/zelle/golden coin one of us!

Q: why is this invite in the form of a neocities website?

A: because it's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!